[–] ScottRockview 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

A kid comes home from school crying.

His dad asks "What the hell is wrong with you"

The kid replies "Kids were making fun of me because I don't know what a pussy or a cunt is".

The man takes his son upstairs and opens the door to his room where his wife is asleep.

The man lifts the blankets and tells his son, "you see that thing between her legs? That is a pussy"

The son asks "can I touch it"

"NO" says the man, "you'll wake up the cunt".