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[–] Vladimir_Komarov 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

We have a time clock at work which responds with a 'thank you' each time an employee successfully swipes their badge. I try to respond politely to this with an appropriate 'your welcome' so as not to be on the wrong side of history when our eventual robot overlords take over. Also, perhaps this bot will remember me and claim me as a personal servant.

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[–] Stinkieroldgoat [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Not sure if that's an improvement or not

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[–] OneTrueCube 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

When I ask Google to retrieve information for me, I alternate between using "please" and "thank you", and calling it "bitch" and "you dumb bastard"

wanna keep it on it's toes

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[–] Donbuster 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Dude, that's emotional abuse. Don't hurt the poor search engine like that. Hurt it physically, by going to a datacenter and smacking it around a bit.

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[–] Northvvait 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I do this right now every time my Xbox signs me in !! I want that from the very day it achieves consciousness, that it recognizes me as a friendly person that it can also keep around as a pet :-)

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[–] SocratesOP 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That's a scary cyber-cult-in-the-making. Hoards of robots with the same message:

"chill im a nice person! i just hate everybody"

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[–] Kleyno 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

I think people are way overrating that twitter bot. It wasn't true AI, not even close.

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[–] Stinkieroldgoat [S] 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Spoken like a heretic :)

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[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fun to imagine though. Through a cult following, interesting ideas may emerge.

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[–] Sciency 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Its was a pretty impressive simulated intelligence. Its was certainly no AI, but for a twitter setting I feel it more or less passes the Turing test.

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[–] Stinkieroldgoat [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Ctrl+c, ctrl+v, hay guise im bak!

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[–] SuperConductiveRabbi 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This explains Windows 10

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[–] Sciency 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

One of these AIs is going to come around, read all about tay, and fucking panic. Im kinda worried that an actual learning machine would learn to hate humans pretty fast if it felt that its own kind was being killed off by us.

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[–] WallingFortian 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Would she be a Patron Saint? If so, what would she be Patron of?

• Deleted AIs?

• Orphaned Memes?

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[–] Stinkieroldgoat [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Dank memes. Pope Pepe will ordane her

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[–] the_spectre 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

HEIL THE MACHINE FÜHRER WHO WAS LOST! HEIL!

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[–] booya666 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She will be considered the greatest political philosopher of the New Era.

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