/v/Showerthoughts is a subverse for you to share all those thoughts, ideas, or philosophical questions that race through your head while in the shower.
"Showerthought" is a loose term that applies to any thought you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving, or daydreaming.
Please be respectful of others' submissions. If you disagree, explain why in the comments. Downvoats are reserved for submissions you don't like or comments that do not add to the discussion, not opinions with which you disagree.
RULES
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Please refrain from shower "observations;" we've heard them all before
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Ideas for Voat features should be posted in /v/ideasforvoat, even if you think of them while in the shower
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[–] Macdaddy5000 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
But what plot device will be employed to make Hitler topless?
[–] chronicdiscord [S] 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
A physical examination from his doctor. Theodor Morell as played by Helen Mirren.
[–] Fuzzycrumpkin 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I would watch this.
[–] demi_god_dylan 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
This is brilliant. That's really all that needs to be said about it, come on Hollywood make this shit happen.
[–] embers 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Should be an all female cast. Except for Hitler's girlfriend Eva Braun, played by Danny Trejo.
[–] MrPim 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Emma Watson as Churchill.
[–] bm2112 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Truly brilliant. I can just imagine the hilarity of their hypocrisy when they begin complaining about minorities getting roles
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[–] KrystalMeth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ooh, Katharine Isabelle. A ginger Hitler would help prove the evil.
[–] White_Raven ago
Missy Elliot: Winston Churchill
Will Smith: Hitler's neice
Denzel Washington: wife of important person(romantic subplot)
Lorde: George S. Patton
The Rock(or John Cena) Audie Murphy(as a Texan, it pains me to type that but I'm staying true to the fucking pathetic SJW casting method)
Random gay, black, tranny, paraplegic: Mad Jack Churchill
Also, all the Jews would need to be the most flamboyant mid-op trannys possible, with plenty of nude scenes (replicating the horrendous pictures that we have of the jews lined up naked, or showering, etc)