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[–] Demonic_Mime 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

You can't get Bud Light pregnant and have to raise a kid with it though.

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[–] hungir_strike [S] 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Fair.

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[–] RectalLeakage 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Two words: false name.

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[–] AOU 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Do you mean you'd become a zoophile if you were desperate enough for sex?

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[–] drakesdoom 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I tried to explain to frat boys once that buying heavier beer would actually get them more drunk for less money. They had this weird notion that drinking a greater volume of beer was a macho thing to do.

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[–] hungir_strike [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Three or four barleywines is enough to get staggering drunk.

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[–] privacy_policy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Hey, they're in college. They know everything!

Kids.

Some shit never changes.

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[–] incomplete_thoughts 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Drinking a bud light is like making love in a canoe. fucking close to water - Monty Python's Eric Idle

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[–] privacy_policy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Not exactly. Have you ever tried to tie up a bud light and use a snake whip on it?

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[–] smokratez 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

When I drink beer, I drink the higher % alcohol kind. Because I care about getting drunk and don't want as much carbs.

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[–] hungir_strike [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I drink beer for the taste. Even a heavy beer like an oatmeal stout has between 150-160 calories, while a standard 1.5 oz shot of vodka or gin has only 50 calories less. Getting drunk is part of the plan, but I'm privileged enough to live in one of the best beer states in the Union (Michigan).

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[–] 3747096 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But... but I like fat chicks.

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[–] neon_squirrel 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's okay, bro. I married one and she's great :)

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[–] edthomson92 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Better than rolling rock though, right?

Then again, i actually don't know shit about beer, especially craft beer. Miller, Lionshead, and Heineken are my go-to's

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[–] hungir_strike [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If I'm looking to get drunk in a hurry, it's Mickey's or Steel Reserve. Those are my craft beertrayals.

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[–] edthomson92 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

never heard of those ones before. for me, it'd probably be something like Natural Light. I think it's the cheapest thing i can find at home

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