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[–] secretsloth 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

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[–] hyperoperation 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I can attest to this one. When I walk in the room the cat looks at me with a combination of annoyance, disappointment and fear... similar to how one of us would feel if we had to live with a 20 foot tall 800 lb person who also happened to be mentally deficient.

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[–] vivalafreakshow 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

  • Bringer of food

  • Opener of doors

  • Distributer of chin scratches

  • Idiot who puts me in a box and let a weird guy chop off my nuts and shove needles in me

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[–] BloodPool [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Idiot who puts me in a box and let a weird guy chop off my nuts and shove needles in me

if pets ever had the chance to verbally communicate with their humans, they would demand an explanation for this.

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[–] cattarhero 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I have no idea how my cats refer to me but I know that it is something good because they all obviously adore me. I think......

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[–] BloodPool [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

We're never quite sure.

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[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I hope my cat named me 'Rüdiger'.

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[–] BloodPool [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lol!

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[–] Dash-o-Salt 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

'Fish Dispenser.'

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[–] BloodPool [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The most disturbing thing about this thread, is, most of these titles are true.

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[–] 2034160? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Slave, maybe?

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[–] HomoSexuWhale 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thunder thwomp: The two legged twat monkey.

Not my original comment, but I refer to it a lot...

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[–] 2034146? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Did I just hear a Zero Punctuation reference?

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[–] undecim 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is a brilliant thread!! :)

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[–] BloodPool [S] ago 

Thanks! :)