/v/Showerthoughts is a subverse for you to share all those thoughts, ideas, or philosophical questions that race through your head while in the shower.
"Showerthought" is a loose term that applies to any thought you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving, or daydreaming.
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RULES
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Please refrain from shower "observations;" we've heard them all before
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Ideas for Voat features should be posted in /v/ideasforvoat, even if you think of them while in the shower
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[–] secretsloth 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Probably "big retard cat" http://www.cnet.com/news/scientist-cats-think-you-are-just-a-big-stupid-cat/
[–] hyperoperation 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I can attest to this one. When I walk in the room the cat looks at me with a combination of annoyance, disappointment and fear... similar to how one of us would feel if we had to live with a 20 foot tall 800 lb person who also happened to be mentally deficient.
[–] vivalafreakshow 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Bringer of food
Opener of doors
Distributer of chin scratches
Idiot who puts me in a box and let a weird guy chop off my nuts and shove needles in me
[–] BloodPool [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
if pets ever had the chance to verbally communicate with their humans, they would demand an explanation for this.
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[–] cattarhero 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I have no idea how my cats refer to me but I know that it is something good because they all obviously adore me. I think......
[–] BloodPool [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
We're never quite sure.
[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I hope my cat named me 'Rüdiger'.
[–] BloodPool [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lol!
[–] Dash-o-Salt 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
'Fish Dispenser.'
[–] BloodPool [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The most disturbing thing about this thread, is, most of these titles are true.
[–] 2034160? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Slave, maybe?
[–] HomoSexuWhale 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Thunder thwomp: The two legged twat monkey.
Not my original comment, but I refer to it a lot...
[–] 2034146? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Did I just hear a Zero Punctuation reference?
[–] undecim 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This is a brilliant thread!! :)
[–] BloodPool [S] ago
Thanks! :)