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[–] DudeDude 2 points 23 points (+25|-2) ago 

YES! Finally a ShowerThoughts submission that works for me through and through! Well done JJEvil!

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[–] PussySmasherMD 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I did it two years ago but it got downvoted.

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[–] Werro_123 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

You should probably wash your hair more often than once every two years.

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[–] DudeDude 3 points 10 points (+13|-3) ago 

let it go dude. let it go.

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[–] JJEvil [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

On here?

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[–] Ryan8202 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But he still doesn't know if he's washed his hair!

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[–] DudeDude 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm not sure anybody knows. I'm not sure anyone ever will. This is just beautiful.

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[–] fkinglag 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Jokes on OP, I never wash my hair.

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[–] Stopped_clock 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Quickly followed by "I hope that IOS update really made my phone waterproof"

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[–] bbqchipz 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Pro tip, if you rub your hair in the shower after you wash your hair it should squeak a little. Hence Squeaky Clean.

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[–] Matt_Int 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't work if you use a two in one (shampoo and conditioner) though.

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[–] mister_anonymity 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah, with my bristly hair, I have to use conditioner or else it'll be all wiry.

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[–] pjor1 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And -- I guess the depends on how long it's been since your hair's been washed -- the hair will feel oily/greasy/gross. You'll know it's not washed.

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[–] Canucklehead_beaver 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Did I shampoo already? Should I just use conditioner and hope I did, or should I shampoo again just in case? Maybe feel the weight of the bottles....

Haha this has been my shower experience on more than one occasion ;)

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[–] foleac 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You could try singing a certain song while you are washing your hair. If you remember singing the song, you know you already did it. Works for a friend of mine.

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[–] Flaaffy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This was the only shower thought I read where I started laughing like an idiot while around a bunch of people. So thank you.

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[–] sniper98g 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I always err on the safe side, and wash it if I'm not sure. Doesn't hurt anything to do it twice.

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[–] JJEvil [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Unless you get caught in a feedback loop of hair washing.

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[–] sniper98g 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I see your point, but as I'm not currently in the shower washing my hair, I assume this has yet to happen.

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[–] kevinstonge 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

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[–] AKMB 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

On the contrary, I can never remember if I have washed my hair right up until the moment that I rub the shampoo into my hair, then I remember that I already have and get a little dad feeling inside.

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[–] Piecakee 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Omg I hate this one. So much potentially wasted shampoo

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[–] PIK-SHOE 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Really? 300+ upvotes? Honestly people, if you want crude humor instead of intelligent thought, use facebook. Please don't ruin showerthoughts.

OP, don't think you're original. I saw this exact kind of post all the fucking time over on the /r/. "Oh I've got a funny idea, what if I use showerthoughts for an actual shower thought? Like, a thing that I would think while showering? Lol"

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