Archived 8/10 men look like shit with any kind of a mustache. (Showerthoughts)
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Archived 8/10 men look like shit with any kind of a mustache. (Showerthoughts)
submitted ago by ExpertShitposter
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[–] RustyEquipment 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
1/1 Men look amazing with a Barbershop moustache!
[–] SumerBreeze 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Anytime I see those I expect the dude knows how to juggle rings.
[–] RustyEquipment ago
i cut mine into a barbershop when i shave completely and leave it for a day or two
depending on how much i go into public
[–] TestForScience 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I've always wanted a handlebar mustache - they look dapper as fuck.
[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Pedo looking faggots have them now
[–] RustyEquipment 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I have gotten mine long enough to touch my ears. curl it up
almost was able to do a double curl, a long one and a small one where i have two circles going in... hard to accomplish with crappy wax
[–] ExpertShitposter [S] ago
1/1 Men THINK they look amazing with a Barbershop moustache.
0.2/1 Men look amazing with a Barbershop moustache!
[–] RustyEquipment 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I almost said 2/2 for Adolf and Charlie but i stuck with 1.
[–] Broseefus_ 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
it's the style today among most communities to not get a mustache. it was the style among many white communities from ancient times to 100 years ago to have one. it'll go back to this soon enough and fudge-packers like you will harp on that '8/10 men look like shit without any kind of a mustache'. i do agree that most men today could not look cool with a mustache, but i think its because few men have the other manly features that we expect to come with facial hair, like a good chin or masculine attitude.
[–] ExpertShitposter [S] ago (edited ago)
exactly what i'm talking about nigger
[–] 22675655? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Go with the Hitler 'stash or you are a pussy
You know you do it in the mirror then shave it off.
Goddamn pusillanimous weak-art motherfuckers
[–] bbqchipz 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
6/9 men give give out mustache rides.
[–] outrider787 ago
Never trust a man with any kind of facial hair(unless he's going bald)
[–] con77 ago
youre full of shit
[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
nah, everyone has a soy face and dadbod. you cant pull off the stache like that