[–] ruck_feddit 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

The yarmulke was a scam against goy from the beginning. Jews think the head should be covered for reasons as old school as thinking the smell of an animal burning at the altar pleases god. The goy believed it to be disrespectful to wear hats/helmets in certain places/buildings, so the kikes made the yarmulke to wear under their regular hats to skirt the rules. This of course is a vague and cynical explanation, but it's not far from accurate.

[–] NosebergShekelman 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

shit! You are one of the most brilliant minds at Voat, sir. A big shaloms™ to you, goy.

[–] ruck_feddit 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Aww, I think we'll have to keep you alive after the DOTR like the one armed nigger alien at the end of Battlefield Earth.

[–] madazzahattereboot [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Damn fine response, yeah?!

[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The goy believed it to be disrespectful to wear hats/helmets in certain places/buildings, so the kikes made the yarmulke to wear under their regular hats to skirt the rules.

Two hats in the no hat zone.

[–] madazzahattereboot [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This of course is a vague and cynical explanation, but it's not far from accurate.

And this is why we're all here!

[–] ruck_feddit 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's like the memes where the guy removes his sunglasses, but he's still wearing sunglasses... except kiked.

[–] blueblur 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Why are Jews noses so big? Because air is free.

[–] madazzahattereboot [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Because air is free.

For now. They're working on it...

[–] ABastionOfFreeSpeech 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dann you, Perri-air!

[–] vastrightwing 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

In addition to being greedy, they are vain.

Can we please get our $38 billion back?

[–] Gorillion 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Why do you want your $28 Billion back, goy?

[–] AmazingFlightLizard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Because we shouldn’t have given them the $18 Billion to begin with!

[–] madazzahattereboot [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Can we please get our $38 billion back?

Whoever can achieve this, gets my vote for president

[–] Wapchinkqk 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Rename the Marine Corps "Collections" and turn em loose.

[–] LightningAndTheSun 3 points 5 points (+8|-3) ago 

Expert here.

It's symbolic and esoteric, the six sides represent the star of satan, the cube, the "matrix"

It also symbolises a sort of "foreskin" for the head, this is why Jews tend to be so more cold and calculating and mental, their energy was shifted from their (mutilated) genitals to their heads

baseball caps (also have six sides) functions similarly, we know the Amerimongrels are the lapdogs of the zog

[–] gonight 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's worth noting they stole the star of david from older religions that pre-date judaism.

[–] tomdogg 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Kek

[–] Anon1492 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

LMFAO. Just like copper wire was invented by two Jews fighting over a penny.

[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Makes sense.

[–] teamviewer 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I had the same damn thought. Every fucking jew has a bald spot.

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