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[–] Splooge 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Can confirm. This fat fuck named Austin picked on me in the sixth grade. I put a tiny shitty pen knife (2" blade) into his thigh. Never fucked with me again. Didn't snitch either.

Edit: Thanks for the upvoats, fellas.

So I decided to take a trip down memory lane. This is very similar to what I had: http://magaimg.net/img/75ad.jpg

I know, I know, a slow, crappy piece of shit, right? Still, when you're 11-12 years old and all the adults basically tell you weapons are a no-no, being able to get one of these for a couple dollars is an incredible rush (especially if you're kind of dorky like I was).

After losing that knife (I kinda just plunged it in and walked away), I ended up buying another one just like it. I never once went to school without some sort of stabbing implement after that. Plenty of kids at school would get caught with bb guns and butterfly knives or whatever, they'd get suspended/expelled too. I never got caught with my shit because I knew better than to show it off or pull it willy nilly (never had to for the remainder of my schooling years). Probably helped that the school security guards and admins saw me more as one of "those" (good-but-weak) kids they had to look out for.

Come to think of it, that was my foray into the importance of self-reliance and introduction to self-defense and use of force. Since then, my gear has only gotten better. Thanks Austin, wherever you are -- I'd be a helpless cuck had you not volunteered your fat ass thigh and subsequent squealing all those years ago.

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[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

My bully ended up getting leukemia. He died within a year and i earned my self a talk with the school psychologist after laughing out loud in the gym, when they gathered us all to give us the "sad" news.

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[–] CameraCode ago 

Thanks Austin, wherever you are -- I'd be a helpless cuck had you not volunteered your fat ass thigh and subsequent squealing all those years ago.

Early, and often.