Archived Crabs are dumb, and as such, make bad pets. (Showerthoughts)
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Archived Crabs are dumb, and as such, make bad pets. (Showerthoughts)
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[–] slwsnowman40 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My parents had a fish tank growing up, we had gotten a little grab from a local pet supply store. That little fucker crawled to the top of a rock we had setup in the middle of the tank, raised its claws in triumph and promptly died. It lived a day or so. My mom was so pissed at having to flush like $10 down the toilet. My dad and I got in trouble because all we could do was laugh.