Archived Crabs are dumb, and as such, make bad pets. (Showerthoughts)
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Archived Crabs are dumb, and as such, make bad pets. (Showerthoughts)
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[–] R34p_Th3_Wh0r1w1nd 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They are not as dumb as you might think. Especially, land based crabs. They are fast and have good sight. It is not easy to catch one, unless you trap it.
All crab is amazingly delicious. Under the right circumstances I would breed them in order to slaughter and devour their children.