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[–] 10639115? 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Lol, wow, your Voat addiction is as bad as mine.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Its... almost the only internet I use so... Every once in a while I go over to mandela effects on reddit or POF to fruitlessly weed through the fat humunculii for poon.

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[–] hels 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

It's on a rope.

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[–] theangstofmen 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Nah. OP stores the soap on the floor of the tub.

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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian [S] 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Oh shit! Apparently my soap was formulated by a crazy Jew! A very crazy Jew... But its peppermint!... Dammit, I fucking like this soap.

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[–] SelfReferenceParadox 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Don't drop it.

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[–] myvoicefromhell 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Ever try caffeinated soap? I wonder if that shit works because I don't like coffee.

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[–] lastditchtryforaname 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Goat’s milk soap, of course.

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[–] JohnGoodman 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I hope you remembered to check behind your shower curtain for John Podesta, like I do every time.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

LOL!!! I doubt Podesta would even come to my state... Wish he would... So many people would shoot him on the spot and then just lawyer up. Where is that grimey fucking bastard traitor anyway?

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[–] Tor1 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That 68 year old Italian Greek lives in Chicago.

https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q1290476

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[–] LostandFound 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

your some kind of voat Jesus

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If you crucify me, I will become stronger than you can possibly imagine...

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[–] CrustyBeaver52 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There is literally nothing that can stop us now!

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[–] PhimoticEmbrace 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Stop playing in the shower, homo.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Uh oh... did you start to get a boner thinking about it? Oopsies!

I had a beer too... Fucking glorious.

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[–] revfelix 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You can't beat a good shower beer.

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[–] PhimoticEmbrace 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Alright, get behind the ears too.

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[–] Homelessfuck 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I am literally defecating right now. Bow before me, bitch.

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[–] Chiefpacman 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Did you mean

Deficating

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[–] Homelessfuck 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Probably. On a phone. /shrug.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Thats why I don't use auto correct... Oh apparently you don't either! Its defecate.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Right before this post, I posted that Turkish wedding video to reddit while shitting. You're no match for my Bung-Fu!

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[–] Reddit_traitor 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

vacuum seal that shit.

also throw in a beer and you're in for a good treat until the hot water runs out.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Shower beer was installed far before my phone poncho! Actually having an air bubble in the ziploc made it so the water didn't activate the screen... Just make sure the top of the ziploc is being held down by your fingers and you should be fine.

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