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[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What, you never shoved a pair of socks down your trousers?

I remember this guy in high school that had all his jeans perfectly faded around his private area to highlight his package. I often wondered how he accomplished that, since I've never seen it happen naturally on any other guy. Did he grind away on his pants with a rock? lol

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

natural wear from my rock hard erection bro

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[–] Morbo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So you're saying you used your rock hard erection to wear and fade that guys jeans when he was in high school? That's like super gay dude.

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[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I prefer to believe he was dry-humping the concrete sidewalk.