Archived This must be one hell of a year for florists in London (Showerthoughts)
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Archived This must be one hell of a year for florists in London (Showerthoughts)
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[–] William_Wallace 0 points 29 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago
Fucking A man, flower cabal behind all this...
Mind blown
[–] Whitemail 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I think it's the coffin makers.
[–] Fambida ago
My formaldehyde plant has certainly seen a boom in sales.
[–] jaceame 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago (edited ago)
England's candle output has risen to pre-industrial levels.
[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Fuck, that moment you want to make a whale blubber joke, but realize you are not on FPH.
[–] McFluffy 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
make it anyway?
[–] GoogleHatesVoat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Hashtag : liposuctionforlondon
[–] 123_456 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
This is the fourth terrorist attack this year, and the year is only half finished. It's tragically incredible.
[–] Heliolisk 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
4th terrorist attack in London? Because if that's not what you meant there's been over 40 in 8 days http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
[–] JonReed 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thats it. The florists. Theyre the ones advocating for importing arabs
[–] Y8goKTH959VCLKty8xIz 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'm sure business is blooming *booming
[–] autism_speaks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
flowers & candles and morgues, crematoriums and funeral homes.
[–] Brigbjones ago
There's an old japanese phrase "when the wind blows the coopers profit". Dust makes people blind so they find work as street musicians, those instruments are strung with catgut so we see a rise in rats. The rats chew holes in barrels so the cooper has to make more. Basically tragedy causes unexpected people to profit.
[–] Ribena580 ago
Long term bullish trend started for flower and candle industry.
Experts calling buy