/v/Showerthoughts is a subverse for you to share all those thoughts, ideas, or philosophical questions that race through your head while in the shower.
"Showerthought" is a loose term that applies to any thought you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving, or daydreaming.
Please be respectful of others' submissions. If you disagree, explain why in the comments. Downvoats are reserved for submissions you don't like or comments that do not add to the discussion, not opinions with which you disagree.
RULES
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Please refrain from shower "observations;" we've heard them all before
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Ideas for Voat features should be posted in /v/ideasforvoat, even if you think of them while in the shower
The spirit of this subverse's rules is to foster a community where dissent, free thought, and open discussion are tolerated, limited only to trolling, excessive abuse, site-breaking rules, or content that is better suited for another subverse. All moderation activity should operate within this spirit.
Moderation oversight: Deleted posts, Deleted comments, Banned users
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[–] Kookus 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
You'd be surprised to learn how many are buried without feet. If you're one of those people who buys coffins ahead of time, then make sure you fit. Just sayin'.
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Oh the feet are in there... they're just next to the shins.
[–] xeemee 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
ha! i could kick myself!
[–] xeemee 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
no wonder the black market is gaining traction!
[–] tippyc 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
underrated comment.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
[–] New_Iso 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
No way some crusty beans and dicks cadaver gonna get outa' that shit.
[–] 6442090? 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Certainly could slow things down, but shoelaces are just fabric, subject to wear and rot. Some idiot braineater bicycling it's legs in an attempt to walk while dragging through the muck and junk would do a number on the laces.
Also assumes that an outbreak starts in classic Romero Dawn of the Dead style, where it opens with cadavers clawing out of the grave. Most modern interpretations are some random victim getting exposed to a pathogen, turning, and devouring/infecting the neighbors. In that scenario there's not much opportunity to commit hilarious pranks on the undead.
[–] wilwithonel 1 point 14 points 15 points (+15|-1) ago
An entire zombie outbreak of crawlers.
This is somehow more terrifying than a regular zombie outbreak.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
[–] New_Iso 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
With reversed clothing and heads between the legs.
[–] tanukihat 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
I think there are other circumstances that would prevent a zombie outbreak that would come into play first, like biology and chemistry being real things.
[–] ThisIsntMe123 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Damn it Coraaaal stay in the house!
[–] EdSnowden 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Zip tie the coffin closed.
[–] DeltaBravoTango 3 points 6 points 9 points (+9|-3) ago
Repost from Reddit, and Twitter even before that. Do you sit in your shower stealing jokes from the Internet?
[–] Artofchoke 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
As I don't visit reddit anymore, ever, I'm thankful that someone is bringing over things that are silly, cute, or interesting.
[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Reposted links are very different from reposted text. Self posts imply originality, that OP is sharing a clever thought they had. It's not just a link to a video, it's like copying a diary. Plus, this was from over a year ago. OP went scanning through top posts to find it. They didn't even change the wording. I don't feel thankful for them bringing content from Reddit, I just feel deceived.
[–] 6442231? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
And what's weird is he keeps doing it, posting a dozen of them to showerthoughts
[–] wilwithonel 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Isn't that what showers are for?
[–] Fambida 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Indeed. Ziploc bags were invented so I could browse on my phone in the shower.
[–] Brigbjones 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Or, you know, we could just cremate everyone. Would solve a lot of actual problems too.
[–] xeemee 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
good idea, and an environmentally friendly one at that - you put the ashes in your garden and piss on them to create nitrogen rich soil ... NO ZOMBIES and BIGGER TOMATOES
[–] Brigbjones 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
mmmmm..... great grandma tastes delicious!
[–] ThisIsntMe123 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
This is if you mean classic, Return of the Living Dead brain eating zombies, not the modern Day of the Dead/Walking Dead zombies.