/v/Showerthoughts is a subverse for you to share all those thoughts, ideas, or philosophical questions that race through your head while in the shower.
"Showerthought" is a loose term that applies to any thought you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving, or daydreaming.
Please be respectful of others' submissions. If you disagree, explain why in the comments. Downvoats are reserved for submissions you don't like or comments that do not add to the discussion, not opinions with which you disagree.
RULES
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Please refrain from shower "observations;" we've heard them all before
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Ideas for Voat features should be posted in /v/ideasforvoat, even if you think of them while in the shower
The spirit of this subverse's rules is to foster a community where dissent, free thought, and open discussion are tolerated, limited only to trolling, excessive abuse, site-breaking rules, or content that is better suited for another subverse. All moderation activity should operate within this spirit.
Moderation oversight: Deleted posts, Deleted comments, Banned users
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[–] Chiefpacman 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
I know, but I can't stop.
Help me.
[–] 5884524? [S] 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
You're an ear slut
[–] [deleted] 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
[–] Sheitstrom 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Goddamnit Kyle. Goddamnit. You beat me by 3 minutes...
[–] luckyguy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If that's a vibrating butt plug then what's a car with the stereo blasting? Four girls sitting on oposite corners of a washing machine?
[–] Javik2186 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Now this is a showerthought.
[–] dirkgently 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I ear rape myself every single day right after a shower, without fail.
[–] ShitLord-Vader 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And you aren't even really supposed to use Q-tips in your ears. So
[–] [deleted] ago
[–] ShitLord-Vader ago
It's also because otologists recommend not to as you can damage the tympanic membrane, push wax further into the ear canal causing obstructions over time, or remove too much wax which is a protectant of the skin, leading to a few different possible conditions.
[–] Sheitstrom 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I thought it was only I who thought it was ear-fucking. Which makes earplugs....?
[–] ToFat2Fish 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Their gun dildos too
[–] luckyguy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Where?
[–] ToFat2Fish ago (edited ago)
At my house after the range...... got it
[–] jokersmild ago
There's nothing like pulling that clean white swab out of my ear and seeing a big goober of ear skeet on it.