Welcome to SPLB. Mention "SPLB" for 10% off at the Goldstein Brothers Diamonds!!! & now, also, at Chef Dong's!!!
When entering, we ask men to ease cover your head with a yarmulke or other suitable hat.
All gasses must be contained
No junk food
No turning Japanese
Welcome, welcome to an anything goes subverse that loves cats, other Chinese food, and shitposting!
Post whatever ya want. Doesn't even have to be about cats! The clumpier the better!
We're all friends here! Unless you're being a miserable cunt.
Our sister Subs:
Disclaimer: All owners, moderators, and so forth will be held accountable at a lowered standard and make no promises to behave themselves accordingly at any time. However, there will be no excessive use of the ban hammer here. We shall destroy our enemies with words, not bans. If words do not work, we shall bury them in the Litter Box.
The SPLB Promises:
We promise to be a safe haven for trolls, shitposters, and average goats alike. We promise to not excessively ban users for fun, unless they have gone against site and sub rules. We promise not to be miserable cunts - at least most of the time.
We make no promises to be amicable to those who do not like cats, and we definitely promise to not trust them.
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
— Robert A. Heinlein