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[–] TheOddball 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago 

Bet that dude isn't even the biological dad of that kid.

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[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

No bet.

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[–] Workman 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

At least the kid is white.

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[–] SocialJusticePanda 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's California, surprised the kids isn't black or brown.

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[–] Magonia 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

A "cismale mom" what the hell???

Well, after reading the whole thing I probably wouldn't want to call him "dad" either...

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[–] Caesarkid1 1 points 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

Makes you wonder if pedophelia is off the table for those two or if age is simply a social construct in their eyes.

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[–] bikergang_accountant 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Well lesbians produce children with the highest rate of unwanted contact from an adult. I guess they're lesbians?

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[–] DrWalterSobchak 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Really makes no sense even in their retarded worldview.

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[–] VoutGuy 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

No pronouns that begin with the letter X?

Fuckin normies.

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[–] 9840901? 1 points 22 points (+23|-1) ago  (edited ago)

So what I read was 2 mentally ill adults and their soon to certifiably insane crotchspawn need a place to live and hopefully not pay rent, because, anarchy bro.

And when they say couch surfing isn't fun anymore, what they mean is their friends are all sleeping 8 to 12 per 3bd house, all their bridges are burned, and they want a safe space to indoctrinate their kid to be a tree or an avocado or a fucking goose or whatever it decides to identify as that day.

Fuck these people. Dox them and call CPS. Kid is better off being raped by strangers in the system than by their trans-possible parents.

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[–] hey_girls_pm_me_toes 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

What did I just read?

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[–] freedumbz 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

My triggers. They will taste my 30mm cannon as I fly over them with my rotary wings.

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[–] scrimmmy 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Fop fop fop fop fop fop

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[–] kittysaysmeownow 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There's no difference between this and reality.

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[–] 9840605? 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So, is the one on the left a chick?

If so, we have: One 4 year old girl, One Man, One Woman.

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[–] SuperConductiveRabbi 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"HOW DARE YOU! I demand you recognize my preference to describe my family in a way that makes us seem like hip, progressive, special little snowflakes who are helping to change the world while doing absolutely nothing productive or helpful whatsoever! This makes me so angry that I'm going to have to go to a cry-session with my 15 gender-kin xisters! Incidentally I need someone to take care of my kid for 9 hours. I don't pay but xirxes (xir, they, femme, vagina-pH 7.6) will make you an anti-Trump hat out of gluten-free macaroni. Xir's still in diapers too, so bring your own. My Xusband (xim, xer, (trigger warning) penis possessor) would do it but he likes to sleep in on Mondays to Tuesdays."

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[–] freedumbz 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I'm a fucking attack helicopter and this triggers me you shitlord. I can't accept abstract demands, only orders to kill or not kill. WHICH IS IT YOU BIGOT?!?!

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[–] 9840693? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

UPVOAT.

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[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You've done your homework.

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[–] SubspaceDistortion 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The one on the left is a genderfluid trans mom. I initially thought that meant it was a male to "female". Now I'm not so sure, but trying to figure this out is giving me a headache.

I think I'll just call the two adults lunitics and be done with this nonsense. I have better things to do with my life.

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Same here, I couldn't figure it out either.

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[–] freedumbz 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I identify as an attack helicopter, and the only thing I can see is some prompt telling me to fire my hellfire missiles.

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[–] WhiteyWhiteman 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

When you let the birds fly, please start with San Francisco. Hit the Castro twice. Ok, maybe three times just to be sure you got them all.

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[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Remember- you were programmed this was from manufacture. You can't choose to ignore auto-kill.

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Why in holy fuck would anyone respond favorably to that? It's like they made a "how not to get any takers" ad

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They're already making demands ("Being 4 is tough!") before they even move in. How awful will they be when they walk through the door?

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fricken anarchists. Who wants insane people building bombs in the basement?

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A friend of mine got a new roommate a while back and the first night she passed out on the kitchen floor. I told her to kick her out that night and save herself the months of stress from her bullshit.

She didn't listen and had almost a year of drama, stealing, late (or no rent money) and then got accused of being privileged when she finally gave her the heave ho

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