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[–] spamnigger 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I've never watched Rick and Morty but that video is fucking hilarious.

Defendant - "I'll make sure the next time I come to court, I'll pull it out and jack on you."

Judge - "Why don't you do that right now."

Defendant - "I jack on white boys."

Judge - "Why don't you do that right now?"

D - "Just like I jack on females."

J - "Do it right now."

D - "I can't do it now."

J - "Do it now."

D - "I ain't got..."

J - "I don't care."

D - "Take off the cuffs."

J - "How many hands to you have to have to do it?."

D - "Take off the cuffs."

J - "C'mon, no, no, jackoff."

D - "This is kangaroo court."

J - "C'mon, jackoff."

D - "This is kangaroo court."

J - "Jack off right now."

D - "Are y'all getting this?"

J - "Yeah, they're getting it."

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