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[–] 26672999? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It sounds like some Joel Olsteen fake Christian non-sense.
[–] 26673120? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
what about STFU?
[–] 26673204? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Nope. That one is still good.
[–] 26677273? ago
Behold the send:
Return To Sender
[–] 26676690? ago
lol, humans are actually psychic tho....
[–] 26676988? [S] ago
Dude. I have had several prophetic dreams but they were all useless and stupid. I was sleeping on the couch at a female friend's house and had a psychedelic dream about the Simpson's movie before they ever announced the movie, and in my dream I was inside Homer's mouth while he was chewing up food and watched it spiral down his throat. I told her about the dream. Shortly after that the movie was announced and we both went together to see it and there was a scene in the movie where the camera was in Homer's mouth showing him chew up food and swallow it. I was blown away and she was shocked. What a retarded prophecy. Also, before the last debate between Trump and Biden I told my mom and my wife that Abraham Lincoln would show up at the debate on Regeneron and Biden called Trump Abraham Lincoln.
I wish I could have a premonition about lottery numbers or something.
[–] 26677057? ago
haha, keep paying attention, you will get some use out of your powers someday.
[–] 26674491? ago
Opposites day!
[–] 26674408? ago
I hate to hear "...you NEED ..." I NEED to have people stop saying that. If I NEED something, I'll get it myself.
[–] 26674212? ago
I am directing the magical forces, given to me by God, in someone's direction when I send love. You got a problem with that mooch?
[–] 26673323? ago
add "fetch" to the list