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[–] 26633033? 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Ok, Yankee faggot. I see you queers come visit the country and you're scared as shit of something as ridiculous as a remote gas station in the middle of the desert, and you can't even piss in the woods. You only have horror movies to relate to in your sense of reality outside of the comforts of the city. You're lost as fuck without your cell signal, GPS navigation, and being unable to order an Uber to taxi you around. You're the types that need a hotel instead of sleeping in a tent. You gunless twats don't even know how to load a rifle. Buncha institutionalized pussies.

[–] 26633902? 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Jokes on you bitch, I have both city and cabin home. You motherfuckers come to my lawn to pay me for firewood on a weekly basis bc your laziness means you’d rather pay me to chop it. Suck my dick.