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[–] 26049233? 3 points -2 points 1 point (+1|-3) ago
So I think what you're saying is, "God failed, again."
Omniscient, omnipotent, infallible - picks jews as chosen people. The jews jew God. He is sorely disappointed and exclaims"Whoa, totally did not see that comin'."
[–] 26049309? 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Jews claim that Jews are God's chosen people.
God disagrees.
[–] 26049296? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
God doesnt hold your hand lad. You'll have to atone for your transgressions one day.