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[–] 26009812? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Don't sleep naked because some trendy barista girl told me that Covid can crawl up your butt when you sleep causing almost certain death for anyone you come within 5.9 feet of.

[–] 26009832? [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

i heard that too! tonight I'll sleep with a buttplug! (just like every night)

[–] 26009865? ago 

Good thinking. Butt I think underwear is good enough though.