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[–] 25398435? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I remember very vividly in 1st grade, there was a school Valentines dance at the local firehouse, which was just a big garage with two rooms that were bathrooms. I went to take a shit.and didn't lock the door. Some other kid opened the door on me, and i looked out across the garage to see my 6th grade crush, some other girl and two boys laughing at me. I didnt poop anywhere but home for like 5 years after that. Always lockdown while pooping, or you and Miranda will never get married.

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[–] 25399978? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

PTSD.

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[–] 25399636? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Life lessons learned young!