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[–] 25394177? 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
So only 6% actually died from just the China Virus?
9210 death due to just the China Virus alone? More people die pooping.
Should we lock down each time someone shits?
[–] 25398435? 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I remember very vividly in 1st grade, there was a school Valentines dance at the local firehouse, which was just a big garage with two rooms that were bathrooms. I went to take a shit.and didn't lock the door. Some other kid opened the door on me, and i looked out across the garage to see my 6th grade crush, some other girl and two boys laughing at me. I didnt poop anywhere but home for like 5 years after that. Always lockdown while pooping, or you and Miranda will never get married.
[–] 25399978? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
PTSD.
[–] 25399636? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Life lessons learned young!
[–] 25394696? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I mean, at least the shitting thing might actually be a good idea, don't want anyone smelling that.
[–] 25397406? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
They locked us down because of the seasonal flu.
[–] 25395603? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
yes knee jerk reactions are so #trending right now