NSFW Anon Archived Johnson & Johnson - The Company Who Knowingly Brought You Asbestos Laced Talcum Powder For Years Now Has a Vaccine For Covid That Works in Monkeys (QRV)
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NSFW Anon Archived Johnson & Johnson - The Company Who Knowingly Brought You Asbestos Laced Talcum Powder For Years Now Has a Vaccine For Covid That Works in Monkeys (QRV)
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They tried in Western Africa with Ebola but we didn't donate enough. BBC kept complaining about how nobody really cares that they're killing all these monkeys in Africa in spacesuits.
That's when they came up with this idea to forget about the spacesuits and stories of dripping flesh.
They figured out KISS keep it simple stupid and go after the people with the money with something weak but totally transmissible.