Anon Archived Hi Anons some Help needed in understanding Goblin Funeral Rituals, Orc burial rites? (files.catbox.moe)
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Anon Archived Hi Anons some Help needed in understanding Goblin Funeral Rituals, Orc burial rites? (files.catbox.moe)
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[–] 24514200? 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
In Apefrica and Haiti they just leave them rotten in the street, wild dogs, birds then eat the people. In semi mongrelized places like India, they Hindus send their old people to die by the cliff face or into a forest, why not a nice, traditional funeral pyre? BLM Antifa Goblins are Pyros, so I'm guessing they might either soon cremate their dead or Goblins bury their dead and then create elaborate statue graffiti memorials. Popular lore would have us believe that Orc's remains lay where they fall. While there is grain of truth in this concept, Orcs know as much about disease and decay as any of the other intelligent races. No one wants a rotting corpse attract all kinds of insects and predators. So, while the spot where an Orc dies is marked and considered almost sacred by his brethren, the body is not left in place for more than a few hours. During this time friends and family come to pay their last respects. Then the body is removed—to where, I cannot say. Orcs, for all their oral and dacne and war traditions, refuse to provide written explanations or specifics to outsiders. I have had to make educated guesses based upon observations and the few conversations I've been able to engage in. But so far, no one will tell me what the Orcs do with the bodies of the dead. Given the frequency of goblin death and the likely fertility of the tribe, whatever it is it will be done often, and occasionally in large numbers. Therefore death can't be that big of a deal for the goblins - no week long rituals or elaborate ceremonies. In parts of Africa also cannabilism, meat is meat. Also in Africa or in the Civil War regions of Arabia, when one of their own dies, goblins usually chuck the corpse into the den of the nearest predatory monster. The goblin way of thinking is that if they feed the monster, it won't eat them. In many cases, this has backfired; the monster gets accustomed to dead goblin, and will now hunt living ones. While goblins aren't too smart, and are ever the "take take take" when it comes to food, there are a few things they understand. One is that there's only so much food to go around. Overpopulating is a problem. But, goblins breed like rats, so it's easy to overpopulate. But when a goblin dies, that means one less mouth, and more room. So the death of a goblin means impregnate the nearest girl goblin, to renew the ranks fast! A King Orc like G Floyd he gets a Multi MillionDollar funeral ritial with gems, and masonic flags and a Gold Coffin and they tour him around the Kingdoms of men, the coffin is taken to the cities of men saying he Dindooo Nuffins. @ciaozuzu @AlexanderMorose13 @dirdum @Fluxuhate @GoyimNose ? https://voat.co/v/HDLunited/3899959/24508490
[–] 24515661? ago
What's your theory on why they won't reveal their burial rituals? They're rather open about cannibalism, for them to not want to reveal anything about their funerals means that they are either doing something very minor or very major. On the minor front, they might be painting the bodies of the dead with blood from the predators that they fear when they happen to have killed one. On the major front, they could be having sex with the bodies and then cooking them. At this point, I'd be surprised if we found out they were really just burying them like everyone else.
[–] 24517014? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Are you talking about Jewish burial rites?
Christian?
The body of a dead person is meaningless the soul and spirit is what is life, the body is made from the dust of the earth literally and it returns to dust. The dust is given the form of life by the spirit.
Graves are memorials, or markers that spirits have lived loved and have had passions like yours and mine and now they are gone, as ours will too.
All life is like a flower that grows, blooms and then dies. In the fullness of the Universe all our lives are like vapors that are here and gone in an instant.