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[–] 23228778? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I just got back from the grocery store. I told the check-out girl she was the first human I have seen in two weeks (true) and she looked incredible (also true). I also offered to wait until the store closed, which was directly, and we’d go back to my place - through a blinding snowstorm I might add - and start on triplets if she’d like.

Ultimately I got home with my food and a couple gallon jugs of vodka. You can’t knock it out of the park if you don’t get a good pine tar grip going.

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[–] 23232709? [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

We need body bags, lots of body bags.

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[–] 23232667? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If you dont make any calls you dont get any sales.