NSFW Anon Archived Jesus gave the most efficient method to deal with the enemy: Tie a stone to their necks and dump them in the ocean. Watch the water. (QRV)
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NSFW Anon Archived Jesus gave the most efficient method to deal with the enemy: Tie a stone to their necks and dump them in the ocean. Watch the water. (QRV)
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[–] 23215500? 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
He said it would be better for them if that happens leaving to the imagination how much worse the punishment will be in the special hell
[–] 23215680? 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
God says:
"Don't mess with children."
[–] 23216103? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
waste of a good millstone
[–] 23215878? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It’s called swim with the fishes........and we need to be implementing it now!
[–] 23216109? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Davey Jones' locker is for pedophiles
[–] 23216965? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
One gallon milk carton filled with cement. Install a small wire handle with a bit of cut garden hose on it. These blocks are used to hold pool tarps down, but it’s just enough weight to make a good millstone too, and it’s a lot cheaper and easier to make. Tie them together to dispatch multiple pedophile scumbags. Make these fucks swim with the fishes!!
[–] 23215917? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Now I would support this execution style for pedos
[–] 23215706? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
WATCH THE WATER = Rescue ships
[–] 23220075? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Jesus did not say to do that! He said it would be better for them if that had happened, meaning God's vengeance upon them will be great. Do not incur the Lord's wrath by twisting His words. He specifically warns us about that.
[–] 23220839? [S] 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago (edited ago)
Who are you to interpret what Jesus meant? You're the one twisting Jesus' words. He very clearly stated it would be better for his followers to drown people who offend children, than to wait for God to punish them. Jesus even gave a specific method of drowning them. It is rare to see a specific method of punishment, but God did establish those methods in several specific cases such as Leviticus. This is one of the few cases in the New Testament.
[–] 23246515? ago
Matthew 18:6 " But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea."
In no way can a person with even the most tenuous grasp of the English language interpret that as a command to do something. It is a comparison, nothing more.
I am not interpreting what Jesus meant. I am reading and understanding his words. You are the "interpreter" and doing a horrible job at that.
[–] 23219118? ago
I'd say sam colt made a better one