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[–] 22876744? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Start coughing and say you might have a fever... maybe she will split...

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[–] 22877556? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Put some red food coloring in your eyes. I bet she will definitely leave then.

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[–] 22877709? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Run after her with a hatchet for good measure.

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[–] 22879592? ago 

That sounds like Ebola virus. But maybe the mother-in-law doesn't know the difference.