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[–] 22773121? ago 

I can't get excited over the flu, sorry. Or flesh eating disease or HIV or cancer or typhus or tetanus or malaria or arthritis or sinusitis or hemorrhagic fever or killer bees, rabies, rattle snakes, cobras or vipers, rats with fleas, bears, mountain lions, plane crashes, car accidents, mirrors, ladders or the man in the moon, not even crazy ass neighbors. Killer whales, amusement parks, scorpions, mean dogs, grouchy cats the sheer list of things that could hurt you is endless. Forest fires, lightening strikes, earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, flash floods, tidal waves, land slides, mud slides, dolphins, chimps and gorillas, alligators, crocodiles, hippos, moose! (That zoo could leave the gates open!) Ticks, mosquitoes, avalanches, snow drifts, sink holes, round worms or that creepy critter that crawls up urethras if you pee in the water and lodges itself with spines or that worm that crawls across your eyeballs until it crawls into your brain.