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[–] 22749708? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

What the hell is wrong with some women?! I'm a woman, and if some motherfucker did that to me, his little dick would meet the Kung Fu death grip!

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[–] 22755137? ago 

As long as you accept that you'd have to touch it, why not just pin it to the desk, then see how many staples you can slam into it before security arrives?

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[–] 22757542? ago 

I like how you think!

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[–] 22750379? 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago  (edited ago)

That's all it would take?

What about if he wanted you stroke it back and forth a few times? Would he just need to wiggle it a few times first?