NSFW Anon Archived Bernie Sanders did not kill himself. Let's just go ahead and get it out there now. (foxnews.com)
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NSFW Anon Archived Bernie Sanders did not kill himself. Let's just go ahead and get it out there now. (foxnews.com)
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[–] 22629219? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The dude's pushing 80 with a bum ticker. A slip in the bath tub or even a bee sting could put this guy down for the count.
[–] 22629996? [S] ago (edited ago)
If he doesn't have a death wish, maybe that is part of his commie plan? He has to know he can't win, but if he lives, his followers might try and burn the country down, if he dies, they will definitely try to burn the country down.
[–] 22626817? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
BERNIE SANDERS DID NOT DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES!
I think this is the one we need to go with.
[–] 22627082? [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thank you, I couldn't find the right words. You nailed it!
[–] 22626228? [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Bernie has got to know they will kill him before they will let him get the nomination. Although, at this point, does it really matter, the Democratic party is already dead, they've been overrun with Socialists, it really is the Democratic Socialist party now. We've already won, its game over.
[–] 22626303? ago
Won big time. 17-0.
[–] 22626715? ago
He's old. They'll make it look like natural causes.
All Bernie had to do was show outrage when the DNC cheating was exposed. Instead he caved and supported the evil one.
But hey, he's still alive.... so far.
Podesta's emails spoke of undisclosed "leverage" over him. Is that gone?
[–] 22627112? [S] ago
The CIA has had a heart attack gun since the 70's. Just sayin'.
[–] 22626248? ago
He could have a heart attack
[–] 22626229? ago
Just heard Aunt Jemima slap a clip in her Glock. Run, Crazy Bernie, RUN.