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[–] 22586193? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Here is my idea for a skit for MAGA night live:

Setting: press briefing, POTUS at the podium

He points to a MSM reporter: “Mr. President, in light of you not being found inncocent in your impeachment trial ...”

He cuts off MSM reporter and goes to MAGA reporter:

MAGA1: “Mr President, can you finish this sentence? Where we go one ...”

GEOTUS: “... we go all”

MAGA1: “if you would permit a follow up, please complete this sentence. These people are ...”

GEOTUS: “sick” as he points to Jim Acosta and a low whisper permeates the room “go ahead Jim”

JA: “Mr President, who is sick ? Does someone have the Wuhan Flu?”

GEOTUS: “No Jim, there is this thing called the internet, you should try it.”

JA: “Mr President, Mr president if I may. Who is sick?”

GEOTUS: “He could be talking about you Jim” as he points to second MAGA reporter

MAGA2: “Mr President, there have been numerous stories on the interweb about the baseless conspiracy Q Anon. Do you care to comment ?”

GEOTUS: “I am Q +”

MAGA2: “Thank you Mr President. God bless you and your family.”

JA: “wait what ? What are you talking about ? Who is Q+ ?”

GEOTUS: “I just told you Jim, sit down and shut the fuck up”

Something like that, first draft