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[–] 20687413? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I pulled a rather sizeable retirement amount out of JP Morgan a few years ago and placed it with another custodian outfit. Due to shifting market values at the time, a small residual portion ($97) was left at Morgan, and they would not issue a check for the amount. So in the interest "amusing research" I just dropped the matter. But every month I still get statements from Morgan and it's fascinating to have watched that $97 slowly dwindle to $6.05 in August. They spend more on postage than my pitiful little account has. I await the day I get a statement with a 0 balance. That's JP Morgan in a nutshell.