I'm the felonious bastard who's been chiming in on Epstein's untimely demise lately, having a whopping 7 months of Club Fed experience under my belt I felt it was my duty. I explained in earlier posts that I thought suicide was very unlikely and nearly impossible in a SHU cell, and that I don't think anyone "sprung" him...I'm pretty sure he's dead, and not by his own hand.
So I'm following this closer than some folks, I'm watching to see what parts of the story don't add up, and as you all know by now, there's quite a few. I'm guessing someone paid off the guards, like really paid them to take a walk for 10 minutes. A C.O. at the Manhattan MCC got busted last year taking 25 grand to smuggle shit in for some wealthy fuck...these guys don't make a lot of money, and $25,000 cash is a small fortune to them. We know the people who wanted Epstein dead are filthy rich, they wouldn't have had any problem paying MILLIONS to gain access to this guy. On graveyard shift, there were only 4 guards on SHU duty where I was (I doubt NY was much different); and if you'd given each one a suitcase full of c-notes I have no doubt they would have all taken their smoke-break at the same time.
The cameras are all controlled by the C.O. station, a little room in one corner of the unit...the guards split and you turn of the cameras, push another button to unlock a cell, then it's party time.
I had no doubt some of the C.O.s at my place "did favors" for certain inmates. We had a small group of Goodfella types from NY and Boston in there, and they were pretty comfortable...not quite like what you saw in the movie, but they lived pretty good. They had shit smuggled in for them, mostly small shit like tobacco, maybe a phone here and there, all stuff a guard could fit in his lunchbox. Cigarettes were worth up to $20 worth of commissary, EACH...no lie...so a carton had a "street value" of $4000, there was plenty of incentive. Funniest incident I recall was the Goodfellas getting caught with a George Foreman Grill in their cube...always wondered if a C.O. had to stuff that up his ass to get it in.
Anyway, I pulled up Eppy's "Inmate Locater" file just for fun and attached it...good for a chuckle. Looks like you can still put money in his commissary account and send him mail if you so desire.
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http://captaincaleb.com/index.html
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[–] 20153190? ago
Have you talked to the guy about Epstein being able to hang himself in there? When I was in the jail someone hung themselves in medical. The girl pushed a ceiling tile to the side and wrapped a bedsheet around a pipe and then jumped off the top bunk. That was in a room where they isolate people for mental issues or quarantine.
I spent a year and some change at the jail waiting to go to prison. When winter time came around the homeless people ended up in the jail. I guess they would do petty crimes to get locked up for a few months and get out the cold. This homeless guy that was put in our pod came in there with scabies and some crazy flu virus. There was only one washer and dryer in the pod for 120 people so it took about a week and everyone in the pod got scabies. The flu virus the guy had also spread thru the pod from the guy touching everything and using the phones. Everyone in the pod was complaining about it but medical kept acting like nothing was wrong with anyone. I guess the jail was worried about people trying to sue them. By the time they did something about it I was covered in scabies and I had some crazy homeless bioweapon flu virus that I thought was going to kill me. They put me in a room in medical for two months until the scabies got cleared up. All my clothes got taken away so I wouldn’t recontaminate myself, no bedsheets, I couldn’t use the phone or write anything because I could spread the scabies to someone else. I had to sit in a freezing cold room, completely naked for two months and every couple days they would give me this medicine cream that I had to cover myself with head to toe to kill the scabies. I think it was called permethrin. I remember it didn’t work very well and the doctor told me that the scabies were probably resistant to it. They ended up giving me some pills after a while. Oh, and I was sick from some homeless dudes crazy flu virus at the same time. I’ve never had the flu and thought it was gonna kill me. Nothing I had to deal with in prison was as bad as that experience. The worst off of us got sent to medical and then the jail ended up having to quarantine the whole pod because everyone got it and they couldn’t fit everyone in the medical unit.
[–] 20159472? [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was in a SHU cell for a few days waiting for space in gen-pop. Truthfully, it could be done...bunk bed that you could have tied a sheet-noose to.