In 2007 I was sentenced to 7 months in a Club Fed in Pennsylvania for tax evasion...nothing I'm particularly proud of, but I obviously have a much better idea of what federal prison is all about than the average guy on the street, or any "expert" who makes a guest appearance on Fox or CNN. I can tell you with a great deal of certainty that Jeffrey Epstein was murdered.
The details are still coming out as I write this, so I have to be careful in my assumptions, but we know the FBOP (Federal Bureau Of Prisons) released a statement on July 24th stating that Epstein had tried to hang himself in his cell. Subsequent stories detailed how his cellmate, a former NYPD cop suspected of murdering four people in a drug deal gone bad, rescued him. The first thing that made me suspicious was the fact that he had a cellmate. Epstein was in the SHU (Special Housing Unit) at the Metropolitan Correctional Center, and though SHU cells often hold two inmates because of overcrowding, there is no way in hell they would have put a high-profile guy like Epstein in with a suspected murderer. MAYBE a shady accountant or a guy who got caught with kiddy porn, but NEVER a person suspected of killing four people...NEVER.
Also, SHU cells are designed to be suicide-proof. I spent 4 days in one when I first arrived at FCI Loretto (same place they had Manafort originally, and where DC Mayor Marion Barry did his time) while waiting for a bed "upstairs". It's standard procedure actually, even if there's a bed available they make everyone do a few days in the SHU so you know how bad it sucks and make you tow the line when you get into general population...once you've been there you don't want to go back. I can tell you from first hand experience, it would be VERY difficult to hang yourself in a SHU cell. Yes, I was at a different facility, but all SHU cells meet the exact same criteria.
Nonetheless, the FBOP claimed Epstein had tried to kill himself, and he was placed on suicide watch. You've seen this on TV...the inmate wears nothing but a padded "gown" and is placed in a cell with absolutely nothing with which he could harm himself, not even a sheet to fashion into a noose, and even if you had one there's no place to tie it to. It's four walls, a toilet/sink combo, and a concrete slab to sleep on. There's a camera focused directly into the cell which is monitored 24 hours a day, and a guard physically checks on the inmate every 60 minutes. You simply can't kill yourself on suicide watch...it can't be done.
Jeffrey Epstein was murdered by someone in the FBOP, or they allowed someone access in order to assassinate him. We have just witnessed the most blatant example of a Deep State hit since Ruby shot Oswald, and for them to try to pass this off as a suicide is an insult to our intelligence. Attorney General Barr has promised to investigate this to the "highest degree", and the FBI is already on the case...unusual in itself, because normally they would never be involved in a prison suicide. Right about now, some very nervous guards are being grilled, but I'm sure they've been told that they're dead men if they don't lie convincingly.
This is fucking huge...and I hope and pray that Barr and the FBI are legitimately trying to get to the bottom of this.
Edit: As many of you are commenting, the ONLY other possibility was that this was all a huge fake-out and Epstein is having a cold beer and laughing his ass off in some sort of comfy witness-protection place...I won't say that's impossible, but my gut feeling is that he's dead, and not by his own hand.