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[–] 19468243? ago  (edited ago)

YES. thanks. EZPZ. NOW we can be neighbors. Just stay OUT of MY yard. Your kids too. IFF your house explodes or something, I MAY CHOOSE to help you, but it is NOT my obligation capeesh? I am prudent AND prepared for MOST situations. You're LACK of same does NOT impose that responsibility on ME. Get it? Furthermore, if you EVER prey on me or mine, I will ZOOM you to Uranus at LIGHT SPEED. Just live, and let ME live. We are ONLY in this together in a LIMITED sense. and BELIEVE ME, I will NEVER ask YOU for help of ANY kind at YOUR expense. Okay?

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[–] 19476501? ago 

Okay!!!!! I will never prey on you nor yours. And in fact, just as a matter of keeping care of MY place, I will also not let jerks trek across my land to bother you. I'm not doing you any favors with this practice: it just seems like a good idea to keep things clear between us and straight-forward if I maintain the integrity of my land and my people which will just naturally reduce the nonsense coming at you. I will be satisfied that, despite that we will not call on each other for help, you also will not put up with any BS which may reduce the ambient BS in our general area for both of us.

I have to admit that your response is kind of endearing. But I promise to keep my kids away. Like seriously. Really cool post. Zoooooooooom!

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[–] 19526134? ago 

Same here. We MAY develop equitable arrangement over time. NO guarantee. Depends on shared, complementary skillsets. I won't plumb your house in exchange for plates of cookies or other USELESS crap that liberals think of as EQUIVALENT, etc.