[–] 18586803? 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

He accidentally fell while looking for his envelope.

[–] 18589629? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

As I recall, he didn't get an envelope. He was indeed looking for his.

[–] 18587166? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Very good!

[–] 18596780? [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Funny because it true.

[–] 18587527? 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Oh you mean JIMMY Carter... I was scared you meant Sara Carter! Who cares about Jimmy Carter?

[–] 18588780? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

And I was afraid he meant Carter Page

[–] 18595412? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I was afraid he meant Nick Carter.

[–] 18587923? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

DS delaying with a state funeral. They'll kill anyone to buy time.

[–] 18589685? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

In the army, we called it "killing off your grandparents". You want a day off so you announce that your maternal grandmother has died and you have to go to her funeral. Nobody checks, but you can only do this 4 times. After that, you can get your girlfriend pregnant an unlimited amount of times. You have to go home to deal with the crisis, but she has a miscarriage or it's a false alarm.

[–] 18589255? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I thought he meant Carter Page. Facts.

[–] 18597296? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

:) Sara Carter

[–] 18587088? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

A State Funeral will NOT stop what's coming. Carter shouldn't even still be alive after that brain cancer at his age. He must have received 'special' treatments to have overcome it and lasted this long. They may think it'll be a distraction though. All it probably took was someone to stick their foot out and trip the old goat to take him out.

[–] 18596776? [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Oh, ok. You must have placed a LARGE bet after your crystal ball reading.

Its Tuesday...this imminent BOOM(s) should be exponentially approaching...wanna parlay that bet and name the day?

[–] 18599801? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Not a datefag, and only speculating about Carter. Why you mad at me?

[–] 18590233? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

What's coming?

[–] 18590514? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"You'll see."-DJT

[–] 18589601? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

A State Funeral is great place to gather several of the guilty parties together and make public arrests. Wouldn't that be amazing?

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[–] 18588892? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The prophecy from Mark Taylor said two will be taken and three will be shaken in reference to the 5 (at the time) living presidents. Logic dictates the two oldest--Bush Sr. and Carter. This could be interesting. Could another state funeral be referring to the boom week ahead? Or are we looking at another diversion to keep the criminal dimms hanging on for a few more days? Everytime the headline narrative turns against the cabal we see some big headline grabber incident. They need something bigger than another old stale shooting narrative to change the headlines.

[–] 18588760? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh, this is hilarious. Sorry, Jimmy; I want to be compassionate to a 94 yr old guy but... you fell while on your way to go turkey hunting, and this quote is Totally KEK:

"President Carter said his main concern is that turkey season ends this week, and he has not reached his limit," (Carter Center statement)

Yes! We also want the Turkeys bagged this week!

[–] 18593768? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Right on time.

Potus tweeted: he'll be fine...

That is what commanders always say when you are about the kick the bucket....

[–] 18592933? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Way too soon to pull the RGB card since she still has cases to rule upon.

[–] 18596721? [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

THIS....which means Carter is fuuuuucked.

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