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[–] 17103190? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Us Texans have long felt the same way.

Below is a little ditty about that.

By the way, I am a Texas Supremacist, which means that it is my goal to take over all matter in the universe and make it into a suburb of Texas. It further means that everyone must be made to submit to the Texas way! And how one thereby submits is by not submitting! As Texas is a doubly-revolutionary state. Growing up with that heritage often does some special magic upon a person's brain. Here's a video by some musical Texan folks to explain that in a bit more detail, from the early 1990s:

--TetrahedronOmega

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[–] 17122170? [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You crazy Texans. I love you bastards.

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[–] 17127699? ago 

Hi, 17122170?. You wrote:

You crazy Texans. I love you bastards.

We Texans forgive you for that horrible slur against us, as we happen to hold monogamy and legitimate birthing in high regard.

Oh, who am I kidding. So we are crazy bastards. But we do it all for you guys!

Ha!

--TetrahedronOmega

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[–] 17103967? ago 

Don't forget another favorite anthem: "Screw you, we're from Texas" by Ray Wiley Hubbard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cFtSPIF4Q

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[–] 17104275? ago  (edited ago)

Hi, 17103967?. You wrote:

Don't forget another favorite anthem: "Screw you, we're from Texas" by Ray Wiley Hubbard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cFtSPIF4Q

Wow, thank you for that! That is spectacular. It is important for me to learn of these Texican things if I am to perform a proper Texas takeover of the world. As the world has had its chance, now it's time for us Texans to take over.

Speaking of good Texas acts, here's a truly excellent and epic album by our good Reverend from Texas:

The album Liquor in the Front is subtitled Poker in the Rear (of which subtitle appropriately appears on the back of the CD jewel case). The reason the casino establishments do it that way is because they want a person liquored-up before they play poker. That way they will be off their game and bet more than they otherwise would have, thus increasing the casino establishments' rake. Such has not escaped the notice of Mr. Rev. Heat.

--TetrahedronOmega

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[–] 17103277? ago 

When everything is made into Texas, everyone will be Texans.

--TetrahedronOmega

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[–] 17104685? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You’re not supposed to sign your name here. This is a no famefag zone. eddy.