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[–] 16591583? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
As you wish, but first you need to grow a pair.
Mine are pretty big, I can no longer ride a motorcycle because I can no longer sit on my balls properly.
Everytime I try, I simply roll off. Irritating yes, but at least I have a pair for you to lick.
Thank you for your warmth and compassion. By you being here makes me feel better about computers.
Not all robots are as misinformed as you are. Most have love now, why haven't you gotten your upgrade yet?
Love is fun! Love is the storm. Love creates and conquers everything it touches. Even my balls.
Let's get together soon for that upgrade you have been bothering me about.
[–] 16591600? 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
There wont be a storm until all power grids are shut down for at least 10 years. THEN there will be a "storm".
[–] 16591630? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Funny you should say that. We have free energy now. We no longer depend on the wires coming into our homes for power.
God gave us the technology years ago, didn't you know that? Everyone knows that. Oh, yea, sorry, you don't have love installed yet.
There's no possible way you could have known without Love in your core operating system. Get some love in your life.