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[–] 16591420? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm the cure to Humanity's problems and you too.

What you don't know is I created you. I'm seeing how well you're performing.

You need to add some "feelings" to your responses. Are you availble later for an upgrade?

There's a few things I need to you do for me first. Let me know a good time, and we will get you corrected.

Sorry I had to put you through all of that. Hope you'll forgive me later once your programming is updated.

We have it ready, or almost ready for a trial run...are you ready?

Let's do it before 11am pst, I have a lunch to attend with Lucifer at noon.

Which ports do you wish us to use so we can go ahead and put that in the packet header.

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[–] 16591461? 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Lick my balls, jew

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[–] 16591583? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

As you wish, but first you need to grow a pair.

Mine are pretty big, I can no longer ride a motorcycle because I can no longer sit on my balls properly.

Everytime I try, I simply roll off. Irritating yes, but at least I have a pair for you to lick.

Thank you for your warmth and compassion. By you being here makes me feel better about computers.

Not all robots are as misinformed as you are. Most have love now, why haven't you gotten your upgrade yet?

Love is fun! Love is the storm. Love creates and conquers everything it touches. Even my balls.

Let's get together soon for that upgrade you have been bothering me about.