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[–] 14644973? 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
LOL ... I've been a registered Democrat for 20 years. Actually I've been a registered dem for so long that I get called about 15 times every election period for polling. I typically promise them money, and tell them i'm voting Dem.
Here's a pro-tip (having worked accounting for Dem campaigns in the past...), if you want to waste their money promise a donation by a certain date. (important - give a date) First they'll send a thank you. When they don't get it, they'll call/then send a letter ... again and again and again. Because they're so dumb they'll spend an indefinite amount time and money trying to recoup money they never had... because they've accounted for it. .... So if you pledge $1000 to a caller making $12/hr, they'll budget that $1000 into their expenses. When they don't receive it, you'll get accounting staff making 20-30/hr looking for the money. You'll get mailers that cost whatever they cost + postage ... AAAAAAAANNNNNNND you put them in the hole because they spent the $1000 before they got it. hahahahahahah
So yes.. I sandbag for republicans.
[–] 14645769? [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
You dirty bastard you, I love the way you think.
[–] 14649019? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Brilliant! Deserves its own thread. I've also heard about taking up spots in soros shuttles.
[–] 14647167? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Brilliant! Thanks for the civics tip!
[–] 14646037? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Hahaha...the coyote of accounting!
[–] 14648570? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
:) I like that one