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[–] 14584443? ago (edited ago)
You need to hop back on the motorized scooter and drive your ass back to the living room to watch the Murder She Wrote marathon on TV. Don't forget you blood pressure meds, grandpa! When old people like you start liking memes, they're long dead. Just like you'll be soon! KEK!
[–] 14639005? 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Have some more soy
[–] 14643441? ago (edited ago)
I'm fit as a fiddle. I eat healthy organic foods, don't smoke, don't drink, and exercise daily. I'll probably live another 80+ years -- which is much more time than you have left. What do you got? Maybe 5-10 years? Hahahahahaha!