NSFW Anon Archived Hillary Clinton Releases DNA Test Results Proving She's Only Half Lizard Person (babylonbee.com)
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NSFW Anon Archived Hillary Clinton Releases DNA Test Results Proving She's Only Half Lizard Person (babylonbee.com)
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[–] 14488867? 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Why do the Dems always go to Stanford to back their claims, first Dr. Ford and now this DNA specialist. We know the CIA has major ties to Stanford. They think we are all stupid.
[–] 14493110? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Chelsea Clinton went to Stanford too.
[–] 14495512? ago
Stanford, Harvard and Yale are the 3 NWO universities in America. MIT is likely the only major patriotic university.
I'd like to see bathrooms designed around what genders we can decipher from DNA.
[–] 14488427? 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
The Lizard community just hired michael avenatti to represent them saying that these claims are false and demands that they be checked by an independent company!
[–] 14489944? 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Also in today's news, "Judge Dismisses Stormy Daniels Lawsuit Against Trump; Orders Her to Pay His Legal Fees..."
So Avenatti now has some free time on his calendar to do that!
[–] 14487720? 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
With all the blood she's supposedly drank, and learning about young blood transfusions, I'm surprised she's not several hundred percent human(s)
[–] 14489108? 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
9000% small haitan child
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[–] 14489910? 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
And now I wait for the Fact check from Snopes..
[–] 14491178? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Michelle Obama just released her DNA results proving she is 80% female. The only part that was not female was her genitals.
[–] 14490319? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Best shit I've seen all day!!!! LMFAO.... Oh goodness that is funny!!!!
[–] 14490977? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Same here! Needed a good laugh today!!
[–] 14493126? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Same here. Thanks for the good laugh!
[–] 14489050? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
only half
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[–] 14491009? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lol!