The Proud Boys is a fraternity of Western Chauvinists who refuse to apologize for creating the modern world. We are far right in the sense that we believe in small or no government (Libertarians and Ancaps are welcome). We believe in freedom of association, patriotism, free speech, legalized drugs and just about anything else that falls in line with libertarian ideals. Due to the lying media and fake news I feel it is necessary to clarify some things:
We are not racist. All races are welcome. But we do believe in free speech, so if you want to say nigger or kike that is fine. If you do not want to associate with some proudboys because of their race... well that's allowed but you are an asshole.
We are not sexist. Women can do whatever they want. We can also comment and refuse to associate with women who do things we don't like. Also the Proud Boys is a MENS club.
We are not homophobic. Fags are allowed just don't harass someone who doesn't want to be around you.
We are pro-Israel. It's great that the Jews have their own homeland where they can go and live around their own.
We are not anti-semites. Jews can be Proud Boys if they declare they are western Chauvinists and go through our rituals.
We are not anti-FBI. FBI can join as well, we are PROUD OF THE WEST. We aren't going to attack anyone unless they initiate force.
Gavin Mcinnes IS NOT our leader. We don't have a leader, unless you count comedian Dante Nero who helped found the Proud Boys. We simply abide by the NAP Proud Boy divisions may have someone who is a natural leader by virtue of their character but he will not be the over all leader.
We protect free speech. If republicans, or people on either the right or the left want to say something that some group like ANTIFA would show up to try and shut down you better believe we will be there in response.
Due to the nature of recent events it is not wise to try to "join" the Proud Boys by traditional means. In fact doxxing yourself is not wise at all. That being said, if anyone asks, you MUST tell the truth about being a Proud Boy, otherwise you aren't Proud. It is recommended that instead of seeking membership you start your own divisions. You should get together with like minded friends and convince them to be Proud Boys by performing the following rituals:
Take the oath: "I am a Western Chauvinist and I refuse to apologize for creating the modern world." Congratulations! You and your friends are now first degree Proud Boys.
To earn your second degree you must recite 5 breakfast cereals while you get punched by other Proud Boys.
You must get a tattoo that says "Proud Boy" somewhere on your body. Military veterans are exempt.
You must get into a fight defending western values. Do not seek a fight, and do not punch first, instead wait until the enemies of freedom attempt to hurt you then show them that you are no push over. Do not initiate force.
Once you complete step 1 you must refrain from masturbating or watching pornography. Our Dress code includes Fred Perry polo, a nice pair of jeans (no rips) or our official Proud Boys T-Shirts/scarfs. Black and yellow is our group color as we are libertarians. The West is the Best, POYB.