Posted by: Battlefat
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[–] DakotaJane 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
It is not only delicious but lots of fun to rub all over door handles at “halal” grocery stores.
[–] ready-ignite 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Rub? Spray bottle of leftover bacon juice does the trick.
[–] Battlefat [S] ago
Are you Antifa, because it sounds like you are an expert terrorist
[–] DakotaJane 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Not Antifa, but we do share some similarities. I wear a dress sometimes, enjoy wearing lingerie and enjoy sex with men.
But unlike antifa, I cannot put my head up my own ass.
(Just to make sure get the joke I will point out I’m a woman — not a man. This means that no, I didn’t fuck your mother.
She did, though, give me a really good rimjob once. It really cleared up the diarrhea I was having.)