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[–] DakotaJane 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It is not only delicious but lots of fun to rub all over door handles at “halal” grocery stores.

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[–] ready-ignite 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Rub? Spray bottle of leftover bacon juice does the trick.

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[–] Battlefat [S] ago 

Are you Antifa, because it sounds like you are an expert terrorist

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[–] DakotaJane 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Not Antifa, but we do share some similarities. I wear a dress sometimes, enjoy wearing lingerie and enjoy sex with men.

But unlike antifa, I cannot put my head up my own ass.

(Just to make sure get the joke I will point out I’m a woman — not a man. This means that no, I didn’t fuck your mother.

She did, though, give me a really good rimjob once. It really cleared up the diarrhea I was having.)