Posted by: Battlefat
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[–] 14004722? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Getting ready to cook some for breakfast
[–] Battlefat [S] ago
At this writing, I’ve already had two slices plus a small bit of uncured ham. Are we fucking lucky or what
[–] GreaseLightning 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My life forever changed when i figured out i can just buy a pack of bacon and have bacon all the time
[–] Battlefat [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Club sandwiches are great only because of the bacon — if you don’t eat them...well then you must not be in the club
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[–] DakotaJane 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
It is not only delicious but lots of fun to rub all over door handles at “halal” grocery stores.
[–] ready-ignite 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Rub? Spray bottle of leftover bacon juice does the trick.
[–] Battlefat [S] ago
Are you Antifa, because it sounds like you are an expert terrorist
[–] DakotaJane 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Not Antifa, but we do share some similarities. I wear a dress sometimes, enjoy wearing lingerie and enjoy sex with men.
But unlike antifa, I cannot put my head up my own ass.
(Just to make sure get the joke I will point out I’m a woman — not a man. This means that no, I didn’t fuck your mother.
She did, though, give me a really good rimjob once. It really cleared up the diarrhea I was having.)
[–] Inaminit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Protect your bacon.
[–] Battlefat [S] ago
It is the safest
[–] Bill_Murrays_Sandals ago
Just bought myself some bro
[–] Battlefat [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I don’t often run out of bacon, but when I do, I wish someone had reminded me to re-up
[–] voatoan ago
Mmmmmm me too, you got to try dry curing and smoking your own if you haven't already. It's really easy and tastes even better than almost all commercial bacon.
You can also play around with the flavours a lot to get something you can really sink your teeth into. I personally like it with sage & juniper berry added to the cure.
[–] Yuan ago
Absolutely haram.