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[–] SmokeyMeadow 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I know which FLOTUS I'd call on to open a stuck jar of pickles for me.

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[–] goatboy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Michelle Obama's real name is Michael.

Barack Hussein Obama II actually was born in Kenya. He admitted it on tape. It will be released publically. He is a Communist and enemy of the American people. He decommissioned the US Plutonium processing facility in Hanson Washington. He transferred 20% of US's HEU to North Korea by means of the Uranium1 enterprise. It was delivered by traitors in the US Navy on board the USS Fitzgerald.

This Chinese hope to dominate the Yellow Sea and the Pacific for the next 100 years. This will raise the cost of business and global trade 1000% and will not be tolerated.

As a counter measure to loss of 20% of our HEU, the US accelerated development of Race Targable Bioweapon under Airforce contractors to maintain USAmRIID and CDC plausible deniability. Russia's VECTOR Institute was most likely made aware of these developments and is working for counter balances.

Meanwhile, the true enemy of humanity, the puppet master is pulling stings from somewhere near the Caspian Sea, working to kill off 7 billion humans.

You all stick to your wars. I'm the dragon hunter still on the trail of that son of a bitch.

If anyone has any tid bits they can throw my way I'd appreciate it. His trail has gone cold lately.

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[–] SOULESS 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I don't get it. If she were a man why not just learn to goddamn tape it like a normal tranny or wear peticoats to avoid tight outlines?

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[–] i_start_witch_hunts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Melania will never be the man Michelle is.

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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I bet at night Manchelle would bang his pecker on the bedpost and wake up Hussein and he would assume the position

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[–] sinclair 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What? It's feminine.

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[–] Optional_Reading 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Most of Asia doesn't measure up to Michelle's dick size.

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