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[–] toyhammer98 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Let's compare this to just using a dakimakura. Before we begin, let's assume a body-sized dakimakura (cover included) costs $256. Yes, I did the research. Don't judge me. If you're paying $80/hour for cuddles, then we break even at 256/80 = 3.2 hours. Since most of the time, the sort of people who'd pay for cuddles aren't just going to do a one-off, it's more economically efficient to purchase a dakimakura. I didn't include cleaning costs for the sake of simplicity, but please, please clean your dakimakuras.